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I'm having such a lazy day today. I've been stewing in my own crapulence since I woke up, and have spent the day moving between my bedroom and the couch. I don't really know what to write but I'm not sure when I'll be back at my parents house again and so don't know when I'll next have access to the nets. So blogs away!

I went and saw wrestling with Dad last Friday which was fun, although I ended up spending $300. Seriously, what the fuck? How does anyone drink so much? Was totally worth it though, got majorly drunk watching guys hit each other with lighttubes and mousetraps and basically just bludgeon each other. To think that rednecks get to do do it every week! I so wanna move to a trailer park one day After the last match which was the craziest one of the wresters was standing at the bar without his shirt on, and you could just see all these bits of broken glass and thumbtacks sticking into his back. I ended up going up to him and saying "uhhh you missed a bit... here... and er here.. and here, here and here" and building a little pile of debris on the bar. The dude that he fought ended up having to go to hospital, but before he left I bought him a bottle of Jack to help him numb the pain. There must have been a lot of eyes rolling around and the insanely drunken fanboy running around hehehe I had to go to the dentist the next morning with probably the worst hangover I've ever had. I almost wished I could've spewed up everything before bed, rather than have it fermenting in my system overnight. I feel sorry for the poor dentist who had to look in my mouth though.

Well I guess that was rather pointless and boring. I think blogs are made for giirls. Whenever chicks run out of things to say they have two conversation starters right there on their chests. But if a guy is boring he's got nothing.

I'm off to stew some more. I think I'll probably fall asleep on the couch soon. When you're a little kid grown ups read you bedtime stories to put you to sleep. When you're grown up they put cricket on TV.

p.s. Anyone in Sydney going to see Emilie Autumn on the 18th March? Tickets go on sale Friday...