I had the weirdest dream the other night... (and you were there, and *you* were there)
Im not usually one to talk about dreams because I figure that no matter what when somebody talks about their dreams the listener is always going to find it boring. But the other night I dreamt I was in a sort of gameshow where contestants were connected to an old school apple computer via trodes on a metal headband. A separate pair of wires ran from the computer to a pantsless hooker that stood in front of the contestant. After being allowed a quick glance at the computer screen - on which genetic code, graphs, a strand of dna sequence and a short bio of the hooker appeared - the hooker moved in front of the contestant, turned around, and spread her arse open. The contestant was then required to guess what STD the hooker had by gazing deep into the brown abyss for 10 seconds. At the end of this period if the contestant made a correct guess he or she would win fabulous cash prizes. But get it wrong and the computer would transfer the infection from the hooker to the contestant. The show seemed to run for several rounds, with different hookers each round.
As I'm not terribly good at recognising sexual diseases by mere sight, let alone by mere sight of a working girls anus, by the end of the show I was so riddled with syphilis and venereal disease and cyber-aids and God knows what else, that I was transformed into a brain dead zombie doomed to go about walking the earth and transferring my horrible sexy afflictions by biting hapless victims.
Anyone out there know what the hell all that is supposed to mean?
Im not usually one to talk about dreams because I figure that no matter what when somebody talks about their dreams the listener is always going to find it boring. But the other night I dreamt I was in a sort of gameshow where contestants were connected to an old school apple computer via trodes on a metal headband. A separate pair of wires ran from the computer to a pantsless hooker that stood in front of the contestant. After being allowed a quick glance at the computer screen - on which genetic code, graphs, a strand of dna sequence and a short bio of the hooker appeared - the hooker moved in front of the contestant, turned around, and spread her arse open. The contestant was then required to guess what STD the hooker had by gazing deep into the brown abyss for 10 seconds. At the end of this period if the contestant made a correct guess he or she would win fabulous cash prizes. But get it wrong and the computer would transfer the infection from the hooker to the contestant. The show seemed to run for several rounds, with different hookers each round.
As I'm not terribly good at recognising sexual diseases by mere sight, let alone by mere sight of a working girls anus, by the end of the show I was so riddled with syphilis and venereal disease and cyber-aids and God knows what else, that I was transformed into a brain dead zombie doomed to go about walking the earth and transferring my horrible sexy afflictions by biting hapless victims.
Anyone out there know what the hell all that is supposed to mean?
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