ASK THE ELECTRICOCKS!
...and now it's time for ASK THE ELECTRICOCKS!! Proudly brought to you by the Electricult Mudclubbing Association. This week our mutant fabios take time out from prancing, dancing and de-pantsing to give you the lowdown on lurrrrve!
How do you know when a girl likes you?
Electric Casanova: When you feel her hand gently nestled in your pants then you can be sure she likes you.
Disco Sperm: When she lets you pick her nose
Whats your favourite part of sex?
Electric Casanova: When you turn over and sleep knowing you achived something for the night.
Disco Sperm: The bit where as she's climbing on top of you you scream out "ALL ABOARD!" and start making train noises.
What is love?
Disco Sperm: Swallowing!
Electric Casanova: Love is that fuzzy feeling in your pants you always wanted
Disco Sperm: Paying an extra $30 for a cab instead of waiting for a bus so you and your zombie babe can get home to fuck quicker.
Both: Dancing to dead inside !!!
What do you look for in a girlfriend?
Disco Sperm: One that has her own car. Gotta love meals on wheels.
My girlfriend wants me to go down on her but it's "that time of the month" What should I do?!?!
Disco Sperm: What? You mean the time of the month when you should be going down on her?! NEVER pass up a free meal. In fact, demand that your sperm spitoon let you eat her out at least 3 times a day so you don't go hungry. And do you honestly think blood tastes worse than fish? I mean think of all the extra nutrients you'll be getting. Periods are nature's vitamin supplements. And if you STILL can't bring yourself to go down south then a bit of tomato sauce makes ANYTHING edible.
Electric Casanova: Get yourself a decent mop and bucket then you should be fine
Electricocks, I have trouble picking up when i go out. Do you know of a surefire way i can pick up without looking stupid?
Electric Casanova: Lucky you came to us dear friend, we dont want you to suffer any longer...remember to at least shower before going out, if youre desperate go for semi drunk people - they are mostly friendly and if you get them a few drinks they will love you for a long time
Disco Sperm: Invest in a sock puppet and have a romantic night in.
Electric Casanova: "Remember kiddies keep your cocks rocked and ready for action"
