I finally had enough of these damn Japanese Lady Beetles all over my house! They've been a nuisance for the last few years. The way I understand it is that the Michigan DNR introduced them in 1997 to combat aphids in the farmers fields They've been infesting everything since then. I have them in my house by the hundreds! They look just like ladybugs, but...
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ninedayjane:
those damn bugs are evil!!!!!
josephene:
Hey, Speed, where'd you go?
It's kind of a lont drawn out story, so stick with me......
Ok, way back when, about the second or third Monday Night Football game of the season, I was in a local sports bar, up at the bar, waiting for the game to start and some friends to show up. I struck up a converstion with this cute girl next to me. She was...
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Ok, way back when, about the second or third Monday Night Football game of the season, I was in a local sports bar, up at the bar, waiting for the game to start and some friends to show up. I struck up a converstion with this cute girl next to me. She was...
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cait:
Hells yeah! good luck with that! 
nopantsdave:
Wait, wait, wait.....who was playing in monday night football that night?
Aaaaagh! I'm finally getting over this head cold I've had for the last few days. Finally.
I need to upgrade my laptop OS. It's running Windows 95. I really don't have any problems with it but my new camera, my Zip drive, and Photoshop all won't install on Win95. I dug up a brand new Windows 98 OEM install disk from work and liberated it....
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I need to upgrade my laptop OS. It's running Windows 95. I really don't have any problems with it but my new camera, my Zip drive, and Photoshop all won't install on Win95. I dug up a brand new Windows 98 OEM install disk from work and liberated it....
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ninedayjane:
the ninedayjane thing is a long story. 
supernovice:
Always willing to accept a few tips from a pro.... lol
lolEveryone seems to be in a downer mood lately, myself included. Fuck that. I'm not one to run with the crowd anyways, so I'm going to be happy! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!
Everyone has reasons to be happy and contrary to popular opinion reasons to be happy will ALWAYS outweigh reasons to be sad. Even if it's for no other reason that being happy is...
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Everyone has reasons to be happy and contrary to popular opinion reasons to be happy will ALWAYS outweigh reasons to be sad. Even if it's for no other reason that being happy is...
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librarian:
Really? I just can't seem to get down lately. I suddenly have the sunny attitude I never had before.
I'm getting the camera phone pretty well figured out, though I was fairly surprised while searching for ringers to see that you can download gay porn to your phone.
I'm getting the camera phone pretty well figured out, though I was fairly surprised while searching for ringers to see that you can download gay porn to your phone.
nyghtwish:
I am terrific and thanks for asking, that is aside from the ticket of course.
1) the AMAZING weather
2) my dad didn't freak out about the ticket
3) I went to school with no shoes on
4) I might have a roommate for next year
5) did I mention the AMAZING!!! weather?
1) the AMAZING weather
2) my dad didn't freak out about the ticket
3) I went to school with no shoes on
4) I might have a roommate for next year
5) did I mention the AMAZING!!! weather?
Hmmmmmm. Don't really have anything interesting to say. I've been feeling disengaged from life quite a bit lately, not sure why. I'm hoping that with an improvement of the weather will come an improvement from this malaise.
Anyways, I actually went out and picked up some groceries, I've got a roast in the crock pot right now. The crock pot is the bachelor's godsend. What...
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Anyways, I actually went out and picked up some groceries, I've got a roast in the crock pot right now. The crock pot is the bachelor's godsend. What...
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supernovice:
Glad to see everyone's feeling shitty... "Come on in, the water's great."
Hope you rally back soon, bro. Spring is on its way.
Talk to you later.
Hope you rally back soon, bro. Spring is on its way.
Talk to you later.
josephene:
New camera = New pictures for Catie and Josephene? Where are you, guy, when we need you? 
I had a good weekend this weekend.
I ordered a bottle of Absinthe from Germany on Friday. I have a buddy at work who is also interested in dancing with La Fee Verte! I did some research and found an excellent website. I ordered a bottle of Un Emile 68. I'm so pumped to have it get here. I need to find a...
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I ordered a bottle of Absinthe from Germany on Friday. I have a buddy at work who is also interested in dancing with La Fee Verte! I did some research and found an excellent website. I ordered a bottle of Un Emile 68. I'm so pumped to have it get here. I need to find a...
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josephene:
I'm glad you had such a great weekend! I can see you smiling from here...we'll all just sit and wait patiently for your new pictures...when, by the way? WHEN, HUH? WHEN WHEN WHEN???? *giggle* Happy Monday!
unique3:
hmm...fun weekend I guess eh?
I am SO lame. *read my journal*
what's Absinthe?
I am SO lame. *read my journal*
what's Absinthe?
Oh happy day!
Finally, my refund check got here from my whole Best Buy debacle. It was in the mailbox when I got home after work! First thing I did was drive to the camera store and buy me a brand spankin' new D-Rebel. Cool, except for one thing......I ordered a 512 Meg. CF card online but it hasn't gotten here yet. Damn. So I...
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Finally, my refund check got here from my whole Best Buy debacle. It was in the mailbox when I got home after work! First thing I did was drive to the camera store and buy me a brand spankin' new D-Rebel. Cool, except for one thing......I ordered a 512 Meg. CF card online but it hasn't gotten here yet. Damn. So I...
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librarian:
Fuckin' Best Buy! They suck. 
I like the new profile pic, and I can't wait to hear about the absinthe. I hope it's worth all your effort! 
I like the new profile pic, and I can't wait to hear about the absinthe. I hope it's worth all your effort! 
mkdaniella:
A girl like me would be so lucky to have you to pick me up when i fall or to hold on to for balance when I am unsteady... people that are not quick to pass judgement are hard to find...
and oh, one more thing... there are more items than just corsets that this saucy one would like to share with you... you multitalented and apt descriptor, you
and oh, one more thing... there are more items than just corsets that this saucy one would like to share with you... you multitalented and apt descriptor, you
Spring
Tender, the young auburn woman,
By such innocence aroused,
Said to the blonde young girl
These words, in a soft low voice:
'Sap which mounts, and flowers which thrust,
Let my fingers wander in the moss
Where glows the rosebud
'Let me among the clean grasses
Drink the drops of dew
Which sprinkle the tender flower, --
'So that pleasure, my dear,
Should brighten...
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Tender, the young auburn woman,
By such innocence aroused,
Said to the blonde young girl
These words, in a soft low voice:
'Sap which mounts, and flowers which thrust,
Let my fingers wander in the moss
Where glows the rosebud
'Let me among the clean grasses
Drink the drops of dew
Which sprinkle the tender flower, --
'So that pleasure, my dear,
Should brighten...
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unique3:
hmm. 1900's? I dont know..
josephene:
Hey there, Speed...how have you been?
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters;
that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's
horrible burden one which breaks your shoulders and bows
you down, you must get drunk without cease.
But with what?
With wine, poetry, or virtue
as you choose.
But get drunk.
And if, at some time, on steps of a palace,
in the green grass...
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that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's
horrible burden one which breaks your shoulders and bows
you down, you must get drunk without cease.
But with what?
With wine, poetry, or virtue
as you choose.
But get drunk.
And if, at some time, on steps of a palace,
in the green grass...
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catiedid:
But you are the one that always has the bright and cheery outlook...
josephene:
Words of wisdom from Dr. Demento:
When you've had too much to drink
there's certain things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose
or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls
don't pass out there
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
phrases like
"that badge looks stupid"
and
"I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
Get drunk with dignity
try not to drool on bikers
Don't moon a nun
unless you got a real good reason
dont get romantically involved with farm machinery
Get drunk with dignity.
When you've had too much to drink
there's certain things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose
or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls
don't pass out there
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
phrases like
"that badge looks stupid"
and
"I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
Get drunk with dignity
try not to drool on bikers
Don't moon a nun
unless you got a real good reason
dont get romantically involved with farm machinery
Get drunk with dignity.
BASE Jumping
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Also known as fixed object jumping. BASE is the act of jumping off of objects with nothing but a single parachute on your back. You've got one chance to do things right and maybe 15 seconds to do it in. Generally an illegal activity, you tend to participate in the early morning hours or at night because of the...
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Building
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Earth
Also known as fixed object jumping. BASE is the act of jumping off of objects with nothing but a single parachute on your back. You've got one chance to do things right and maybe 15 seconds to do it in. Generally an illegal activity, you tend to participate in the early morning hours or at night because of the...
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mikael:
Bitchin'!! Gumpy fucks like myself aren't allowed anywhere near a parachute, let alone use one.
madi:
<--- me smiling
<--- me smiling