Yet another weekend has drawn to a close. This weekend was very active for me. I've hibernated all winter, you know, like the delicate flower that I am, and now that the weather is getting better it's time to be active!
Friday I ended up going down to a friends house for pizza and beer with him and his wife. I get down there and we head out to this bump in the road called a town because it's the closest pizza place. We walk in and there like these two homeless looking guys in waiting on pizza. Maybe not really homeless, but they sure looked the part. They were all grubby with scraggly beards and dirty third hand clothing. Hope the pizza is good.
We ordered and walked up the block to the bar to wait until our pizza was ready. So, we walk into this bar and you can barely see from one end to the other because the smoke is so thick. I think I inhaled two packs worth just walking up to the bar! I look around through the haze and see that I've died and gone to redneck heaven. I think I had more teeth than the rest of the patrons combined.
The bartender asks what I want and I ask if they have Pabst Blue, you know, just trying to fit in. That's the kinda guy I am! Of course they do! Excellent. I talk with my friends, drink my beer and watch as the short plug ugly girl with the white shirt, no bra, and nipples around her belly button sits on the lap of the dorky looking guy in the flannel shirt with the severely receding curly blonde hair and trys to act all erotic. It was quite the show what with her being three sheets to the wind and all. Made him smile though.
Oh, the pizza ended up being really good.
I spent the day Saturday cleaning my house. Finally. Did some shopping and errand running and then went to the bar to meet up with this girl from work who has been flirting with me heavily all week. We threw some darts, ordered something to eat (more pizza) and then headed over to Kalamazoo to Club Soda to check out Femme Fest. There weren't as many people there as I had anticipated but I did see Cait and we made it in time to see the band punkboy74 is in, Melt. They were actually very good. I love live bands. Since technically I was on a date, I couldn't really stay until the bitter end of all the bands playing so we took off and stopped at another bar and played some pool. We closed the bar down and went to leave, but the waitress wouldn't let us go out the front door where I was parked because of a "situation". We went out the back and walked around to the front, and there clustered around right in front of my truck was a small band of people talking with a guy sitting on the sidewalk with blood coming out of his mouth. How interesting! The guy on the ground drunkenly yelled "get me the fuck out of here!", so his buddies hefted him up and walked him out through the parking lot. We got into my truck and started to make out when the cop cars rolled in.....whoops, time to go!
Anyways, we ended up back at my (clean) house and finally got to sleep just about as the sun was coming up. Interesting gal.
Sunday. I nap. So tired. I wanted to go and see Hellboy at the movies so I stopped over at a friends house and talked with him and his "fiance". They're the kind of dysfuntional couple that are always sniping back and forth at each other. Constant stress and strife in the relationship. I haven't done anything with the both of them in a while because it's always awkward. I thought maybe things had calmed down though. They hadn't. Twenty minutes before the movie started, we're out the door moving towards the car and they are "discussing" their "opinions" at each other and I'm just trying to get to the relative safety of the car. Suddenly she say's "Fine, I'm not going to argue with you" and then "You guys go to the movies by yourselves" and then turned around and walked back in the house. Damn.
My friend makes a beeline for my truck and we get in. I turn and say: "maybe you ought to go talk to her" and he replied "Fuck it, let's go!"
Hmmmm, how awkward.
The movie was cool though.
And that was my weekend.
Friday I ended up going down to a friends house for pizza and beer with him and his wife. I get down there and we head out to this bump in the road called a town because it's the closest pizza place. We walk in and there like these two homeless looking guys in waiting on pizza. Maybe not really homeless, but they sure looked the part. They were all grubby with scraggly beards and dirty third hand clothing. Hope the pizza is good.
We ordered and walked up the block to the bar to wait until our pizza was ready. So, we walk into this bar and you can barely see from one end to the other because the smoke is so thick. I think I inhaled two packs worth just walking up to the bar! I look around through the haze and see that I've died and gone to redneck heaven. I think I had more teeth than the rest of the patrons combined.
The bartender asks what I want and I ask if they have Pabst Blue, you know, just trying to fit in. That's the kinda guy I am! Of course they do! Excellent. I talk with my friends, drink my beer and watch as the short plug ugly girl with the white shirt, no bra, and nipples around her belly button sits on the lap of the dorky looking guy in the flannel shirt with the severely receding curly blonde hair and trys to act all erotic. It was quite the show what with her being three sheets to the wind and all. Made him smile though.
Oh, the pizza ended up being really good.
I spent the day Saturday cleaning my house. Finally. Did some shopping and errand running and then went to the bar to meet up with this girl from work who has been flirting with me heavily all week. We threw some darts, ordered something to eat (more pizza) and then headed over to Kalamazoo to Club Soda to check out Femme Fest. There weren't as many people there as I had anticipated but I did see Cait and we made it in time to see the band punkboy74 is in, Melt. They were actually very good. I love live bands. Since technically I was on a date, I couldn't really stay until the bitter end of all the bands playing so we took off and stopped at another bar and played some pool. We closed the bar down and went to leave, but the waitress wouldn't let us go out the front door where I was parked because of a "situation". We went out the back and walked around to the front, and there clustered around right in front of my truck was a small band of people talking with a guy sitting on the sidewalk with blood coming out of his mouth. How interesting! The guy on the ground drunkenly yelled "get me the fuck out of here!", so his buddies hefted him up and walked him out through the parking lot. We got into my truck and started to make out when the cop cars rolled in.....whoops, time to go!
Anyways, we ended up back at my (clean) house and finally got to sleep just about as the sun was coming up. Interesting gal.
Sunday. I nap. So tired. I wanted to go and see Hellboy at the movies so I stopped over at a friends house and talked with him and his "fiance". They're the kind of dysfuntional couple that are always sniping back and forth at each other. Constant stress and strife in the relationship. I haven't done anything with the both of them in a while because it's always awkward. I thought maybe things had calmed down though. They hadn't. Twenty minutes before the movie started, we're out the door moving towards the car and they are "discussing" their "opinions" at each other and I'm just trying to get to the relative safety of the car. Suddenly she say's "Fine, I'm not going to argue with you" and then "You guys go to the movies by yourselves" and then turned around and walked back in the house. Damn.
My friend makes a beeline for my truck and we get in. I turn and say: "maybe you ought to go talk to her" and he replied "Fuck it, let's go!"
Hmmmm, how awkward.
The movie was cool though.
And that was my weekend.
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there's nothing better than live music, making out, good pizza, beer and you can't say you weren't productive because you cleaned your house...
hope your week is as fun the weekend... so does this mean you have a work romance now? do we get to hear stories about Speed making out in the supply room?