speedphreak

I finally had enough of these damn Japanese Lady Beetles all over my house! They've been a nuisance for the last few years. The way I understand it is that the Michigan DNR introduced them in 1997 to combat aphids in the farmers fields They've been infesting everything since then. I have them in my house by the hundreds! They look just like ladybugs, but they bite and they're a pain in the ass. At night, they're attracted to the lights in the house and swarm around them.

I went to the store this afternoon and purchased The Bug-Vac 5000 cordless beetlesucker! 7.2 volts of power! I've been sucking up the little bastards all day today!

They are doomed! Doomed I tell you!

Muahaahaahaaa.....!