speedphreak

Here's a good one from a while back (when I used to have to go to work for a living...).

First, a little background settting. She was a low-level type administrative assistant in the materials department. Basic white trash, the bad kind not the good kind (like me!). She comes into work one morning, fires up the computer, checks her e-mail. (Here's where it gets good...) She sends out the following e-mail to a close personal friend of hers:

I would love to get fuck hard and long. it has been so long since i have had good sex. if i was there that night i would have cleaned you off and licked your cum off her ass. held some in my mouth and give iut to her and some to you

Hmmmm, nothing wrong with that EXCEPT; she managed to not send it to her personal friend and instead it went out to her "bigwig company management and other important people" list.

OOPS!

I can only imagine her horror because you just know she realized it as soon as she clicked the "send" button. Exactly 2 minutes and 13 seconds later, a second e-mail went out telling everyone to ignore and delete the previous e-mail. Yea, right.

Thas was her last day of employment at the company.

What would you do if you just realized that you had accidently sent a nasty sex e-mail out to everyone in the company? I certainly wouldn't have followed up with a second, I would have just immediately walked away from my computer and pretended it had never happened. When I got called into the HR department for an explanation, my story would be "What e-mail? I didn't send any e-mail. Someone must be messing with me.)

That happened a long, long time ago. People still talk about it.