spazzing

i need a new swim suit. badly. shopping for one is proving to be the most difficult thing in the world. i already spent my morning ranting to jeremisio so im not gonna go too in detail again. but basically all the good stuff is a million monies. and finding my right size is like finding the clitoris in the victorian era.
and i can't shop in stores cuz al thats left is the dregs....

would i look good in red?

i might like this but there's no fucking size chart

i actually already have a good bikini top, so i really only need better bottoms something like this

and then i could get a tankini top too, so that when im in daylight public, i can cover up my undesirable. i really like something like this but its so much money for just a top

i also kinda like this

and i really like this

i dont know what's going on with this tassle trend or if i could pull it off but it seems like it'f be fun to wear and swoosh around

she's pretty

omg ninja turtles

p.s. now this shit is on my wishlist
and apparently my measurements are 41" 37" 47"