soooooo, here's a bit of classic post office humor. a sex toy sent to the wrong p.o. box. 
one of the wonderful members of this site was kind enough to help out in my no-working-vibrator problem. we did a bit of online shopping together, found a great toy, and he had it priority shipped to my p.o. box. a week later and still no yellow notice in my box telling me to come claim my package... a further glance at this members email shows that the toy in fact arrived 5 days ago and i should indeed have it now. but where is it!?!? surely it is not lost forever? turns out, it was accidentally sent to the wrong p.o box! >.< i am now off to see if the person who accidentally received my package was kind enough to return it to the mail men, or if they were a greedy little bastard who opened my package with glee and was delighted to find a big fucking dildo that they probably whole heartily shoved up their ass. wish me luck!
EDIT: just got back from the post office. they did not have the package. i do believe our anal predictions were correct
spreading more joy in chatroulette....and possibly extreme creepiness, WHAT FUN!!!
YET ANOTHER UPDATE
i totally forgot today was the day of my mom's hysterectomy. my dad just called to say she was alright and the surgery went well. apparently she had a tumor the size of a fucking football removed
my dad even got a picture, lolz
one of the wonderful members of this site was kind enough to help out in my no-working-vibrator problem. we did a bit of online shopping together, found a great toy, and he had it priority shipped to my p.o. box. a week later and still no yellow notice in my box telling me to come claim my package... a further glance at this members email shows that the toy in fact arrived 5 days ago and i should indeed have it now. but where is it!?!? surely it is not lost forever? turns out, it was accidentally sent to the wrong p.o box! >.< i am now off to see if the person who accidentally received my package was kind enough to return it to the mail men, or if they were a greedy little bastard who opened my package with glee and was delighted to find a big fucking dildo that they probably whole heartily shoved up their ass. wish me luck!
EDIT: just got back from the post office. they did not have the package. i do believe our anal predictions were correct
spreading more joy in chatroulette....and possibly extreme creepiness, WHAT FUN!!!
YET ANOTHER UPDATE
i totally forgot today was the day of my mom's hysterectomy. my dad just called to say she was alright and the surgery went well. apparently she had a tumor the size of a fucking football removed
my dad even got a picture, lolzVIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
now im off to keep studying for my dang bio exam tomorrow.. er.. today. wish me luck.