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i feel sick.. i woke up this morning to the grossest thing ever and had to throw away my clothes!!! SICK!!

I am so digging on Country right now... Trace Adkins and Collin Raye are starring in Ashley's Country Show!!! And I have a new stalker! Awesome!

So I was at a job interview this morning, and I was asked what my favorite ice cream was, adn then I threw up on the questioner! it was so sick... but, hey, shit happens, right? Well, I am currently looking for a way to get a new job, so I'll probably get fired so that I have more incentive!

I quit smoking. Yay for me. Sad for the Marlboro company. Well no. Not really. For every quitter there's like 10 hundred starters.

Jane says...have you seen my wig around? I feel naked without it...

I love that song right now, it feels alot like Ashley right now... there's so much going on with work.. I have the interview for a real job wiht real pay, and I feel alot like Jane Says... except the never been in love thing... I am severely in love, and I feel...
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Did you know they have something to rid you of a period forever??? Endometrial Ablation. No period from then on. No pregnancy from then on. I don't think that works for me. I want babies, really. Later on, of course, but I don't think it's too awesome to just take away the natural right to bear children... call me crazy. Hmm... I just don't know...

I'm off to the movies today with my nephew and my boyfriend. We're gonna see Robots.

Apparently, when you only get paid a little bit, and you can't give someone $130 becaue you only have $40, it's your boss's fault? No. 73 hours = $145. I didn't get all the money I was supposed ot, adn I have this crazy need to eat... hmm... so she can suck a fattie.

Today, so far, has been damned near perfect. Only one thing could have mde it better would have been a damn hot fudge sundae!

Curious George should have been my namesake... that's who I am.. The curious little monkey!!!

It is a beard machine. And it's a great beard machine. My Jeremy has one, it's a mad sexy beard machine too.

Cripes, I just realized...
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Shania Twain... seriously... if you don't listen to her, you should. She hella rocks. The earlier stuff, like from "Come On Over" and "The Woman In Me" is awesome!

Jeremy I love you