I was just attacked by Jehova's Witnesses. I'm going to hell for being an unwed mother and my life will be eternally scorned while I'm burning in the hellfires of my own damnation, because I am a sinner of the worst caliber. 
So while this woman is telling me all these things about how I'm going to rot in hell, I'm just kinda laughing at her, and then she asks me "Do you have anything to sayin your own defense?" and I told her "Yes, get the fuck off my porch before I get my gun."
I don't carry a gun, but that is NOT the point. I'm not going to hell. There's nothing wrong with havnig a baby without being married, and besides, just because I'm not married now doesn't mean I'll NEVER be married. Crazy ass bitches.
So while this woman is telling me all these things about how I'm going to rot in hell, I'm just kinda laughing at her, and then she asks me "Do you have anything to sayin your own defense?" and I told her "Yes, get the fuck off my porch before I get my gun."
I don't carry a gun, but that is NOT the point. I'm not going to hell. There's nothing wrong with havnig a baby without being married, and besides, just because I'm not married now doesn't mean I'll NEVER be married. Crazy ass bitches.
fidelius:
Thats why you are my absolute favorite!