spazzatron

Pure Awesomeness

We like dem boys that be in the lac's leanin'
Open their mouth their grill gleamin'
Candy paint, keep that whip clean and
They always be talkin' that country slang, we like
They keep that beat that be in the back beatin'
Eyesbe so low fomw the chief
I love how he keep my body screamin'
A rude boy that's good to me, wit street credibillity

IF his status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Known to carry big things
If you know what I mean
If his status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he looking at me
I need a soldier
Thay ain't scared to stand up for me
Gotta know to get dough
And he betta be street

We like dem boys up top from the BK
Know ho to flip that money three ways
Always ridin' big on the freeway
Wit that east coast slang that us country girls we like
Low cut ceasars wit the deep waves
So quick to snatch up your Beyonce
Always comin down poppin our way
Tellin us that country girls the kinda girl they like

I like dem boys over there they lookin' strong tonight
Just might give one the phone tonight
Homey in the dickies in my zone tonight
He don't know it might be on tonight
Ooh he lookin' good and he talkin' right
He the type that might change my life
Everytime he look at me my girls be like
That one may be the one tonight

See, the irony here is that I LOVE that song, but I also love bitch-ass white boys who weigh 9 pounds, like Jeremy, who I love more than Johnny Depp...