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Mariah Carey should take a long walk off a short pier. I hate that she's so famous. Becasue she has big boobs. Not jealous, since she wears a C and I wear a DD, but I hate that she's famous for such a bullshit reason. Because if it was for her singing, lots of people are better at that than she is...Becasue she's pretty? No....
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I worked all day... was up ALL NIGHT, I'm tired, I'm so fed up with being at home that I'm constanly at the verge of tears, and I'm stuck here all weekend.

Last night I babysat for my sister and she was so drunk when she got home that she didn't remember living here. I held up her hair for her as she threw up...
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I started work today... I like it, but I don't like that I have to wear a suit and I don't have the money to keep buying suits.

In other news, I need a new bed. This morning, around 4:50 exactly, I awoke to my skin being ripped into. One of the springs in my bed has been threatening to poke through for some time...
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I work tomorrow for the first time in like... a month....I'm totally excited, since I got the job about a month ago as well... at Zales.

And it is official... in December, I'm going to Spokane to see my dad and so that he can meet my boyfriend. My sister hopefully will be coming with us since she hasn't seen him since the last time...
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Just three miles from the rest stop
And she slams on the breaks
She said I tried to be but I'm not
And could you please collect your things
I don't wanna be cold
I don't wanna be cruel
But I gotta find more
Than what's happening with you
If you'd - open up the door

She said - while you were sleeping
I was...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Eri Wren on this fine 5th day of November....

Hopefully I'll get some sex tonight, which means I'll probably be at my boyfriend's mother's house...

I was supposed to "start" yesterday, but I didn't, so I'm taking advantage of my extra day, and getting all the sex possible.

Like you all care...
Quiz time.

1. How tall are you?
56

2. Do you...
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I was up until 1 with my nephew last night, and his mom didn't get home until 5:30 because she was out at a bar... well, bars close at 2... why did it take 3.5 hours to drive about 5 miles? It doesn't even take that long to drive to Portland.

In other news, Jeremy won't be home until Monday, he's at his mom's house....
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I want to move...............................................................

Now.

In a few days my sister who isn't a slut will be 22... and in case I don't talk to her....

Happy Birthday Eri Wren

Happy Halloween yesterday.....

Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Because he had hives.

Anyways, I'm going on a diet starting tomorrow and I'm gonna start going to the gym on Sundays, because I'm tired of being fat and I don't like how it's okay for other people to be fat but it's not okay for me, so I'm gonna lose about 50 pounds...
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I was tagged, so here you all are.

1. I was born without the video game gene, seriously, it took me over an hour to learn to work the controller for Super Nintendo.
2. I used to hate Canada.
3. I can't use pencils because the sound of lead makes me uncomfortable.
4. I don't think there's anything in the word dumber than baseball.
5....
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I wish I was on my way to Seattle right now to see the Suicide Girls, but I'm so very not... and I'm sad about it... And I'm sitting at home all weekend with NOTHING TO DO!

Starting Monday, I'm gonna be ona diet...No soda unless it's diet, no shitty junk food, and probably no sugar unless it's in like... fruit or something.

I'm getting...
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I can't watch movies with Tom Cruise, they make me want to puke.

This song I absolutely love...

Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that...
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