spanksta

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?...
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You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps...
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red hair and blue eyes make up less than 1% of the world's population! I guess I'm like a 4 leaf clover or a unicorn :p

I can make anybody go to prison Just because I don't like 'em And I can do anything with no permission I have it all under my command

Because I can guide a missile by satellite By satellite, by satellite And I can hit a target through a telescope

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,

She asked if I want to do it missionary... I said do I look religious!?

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I'm cornier than ethanol Cheesier than provolone

Im very excited to be a new member! I can't wait to see how SG works!