spankenstein

JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill To have a little fun- Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And
now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her Between two hunks of bread

LITTLE MISS Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider that crept up beside her, but Little Boy Blue
and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon "Pies, you dumbass!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE, the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun when it died of electric shock

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, who had a little curl! Right in the middle of her
forehead...
And when she was good, she was very very good
But when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, a sports car . . .