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Tuesday May 20, 2003

May 20, 2003
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I was working in the lab, late one night.
When my eyes beheld a eerie sight,
When my monster from the slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise.
He did the Mash.....

From my laboratory in the castle east,
To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast.
The ghouls all came from their humble abode,
To get a jolt from my electrodes.
They did the Mash......

The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.
The guests included Wolf Man, Dracula, and his Son.
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds.
The coffin baggers, were about to arrive
With their vocal group, The "Crypt Kicker Five."
They played the Mash......

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring.
Seems he was troubled by just one thing.
He opened the lid and shook his fist, and said,
"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"
It's now the Mash.....

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band,
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land.
For the living, this mash was meant too.
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you!
Then you can Mash.......


The Monster Mash, It was a grave yard smash
The Monster Mash, It caught on in a flash
The Monster Mash, It was the Monster Mash.


pilar:
the should give monster mash lessons...
May 20, 2003

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