spamking1776

So I had a nice buzz going like I usually do and me and the lady I would like to court are laughing, talking and having a good time. She is taking a sign language course and really enjoying it so I asked my deaf realitive how to sign something. When we where alone I signed "Can I play in your Vagina?" She just sorta...
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so you remember a long while back i told you about a girl that i really like and i had a dream about her where i went blind and i sent her a message explaing all about it? well now that i am back in town we hangout every saturday. when i see her we have fun drinking talking and watching tv. my buddy is...
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Just another update for myself. I have recently been kicked out the Navy for drinking. This pisses me off so much cause when I think of the navy or any sailor I think of someone who drinks, fights, and fucks. Just so you know the navy is now a kinder gentler navy where you dont cuse or drink. Fuck it I'm out I'm gonna go...
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Okay this may seem creepy but I am a thousand miles away from her, and I have said worse to her and she still talks to me. With that being said, this is a message I sent to a girl I am toatally infatuated with.

Just another letter to creep you out. It is a lil after 7 here and I just woke up from...
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I've often dreamed of opening a combined bar/tobacconist's/gun shop and calling it "The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms." The barstools would be covered in baby seal fur, and the drink coasters would be made of alligator skin. We'd have Buffalo-style Whooping Crane wings on the appetizer menu...