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i will be at teaseorama tonight............

leave a message.............beep miao!!
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rawr_ima_monster:
shut it, you.
-I can dance however I want to, because I spent all my money getting someone elsedrunk. I'm entitled.
Dave
invinoveritas:
hola this is Juan...Juan in a million baby why didn't you invite me to the tease'o'rama.
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my body is not working with me this week.

semi-sick pod

head imploding

make it stop
trilobyte:
you should record it with a video camera... i hope you get better and stuff, but on the off chance you don't, there'd be one hell of an interesting video of a head imploding.

trilo
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tragic.....it is as if microsoft designed the user interface. or a better description would be, it looks like the intranet site i am forced to use at work. frown
trilobyte:
you're being too kind.

trilo
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dialup hell is over biggrin

*taps vein........aaaaahhhhhhh

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is it ok if i voted for nixon today?
invinoveritas:
NIXON all the way!
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i am in dialup hell......sbc says dsl is on, but authentication fails, grrrrrrr mad mad mad mad mad mad
vutek:
hmm...do you have a router?
koleeta:
what helps a lot in situations where you don't have enought time to do everything....is doing speed.

or so I've heard.
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i am now accepting applications for personal assistant interns. my scatterbrain can't handle all the things i must do today, this week, this month. robot
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kayla_:
hmmm ill forgive you.
i am moving to california anyway. so i guess i can live without hawaii frown
koleeta:
it's called a day planner...

you write important dates and meeting in it. you can also add reminders...if you want you can use a highlighter for the really important stuff. The best part is that you can take it with you whereever you go.
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the results are in...4 cavities and 2 old fillings to be replaced. they also threw in some TMJ=fun to be me right now.

so i no longer have a dirty mouth. all clean.
goodbye shit talker, hello sweet talker. heh tongue

how many of you out there have those wonderful silver mercury fillings still in your mouth?
indie:
you were NOT there!
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eeek i am going to the dentist tomorrow morning. let's put it this way, i haven't been to a dentist in over 8 years. how fucked am i? at least the cleaning is 100% free. teeth are just a hassle, i should have them all removed. a mouth with no chompers is just plain HAWT.

problem solved wink
elisabeth:
Goldteeth.com

You should also anodize your car to match. Bling bling, y0.
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not that i am voting during the recall election on Oct. 7th, but here is a list of the official candidates.

of particular interest is that Angelyne is running? EL SUICIDO LOCO
elisabeth:
I hate that you are going to vote for her 'cause she's HAWT mad

There is more to a political candidate than blonde hair and cleavage.
trilobyte:
NOOOOO... I'm all for hotness, but we as a people NEED a governator! And a special effects budget!!!

Wednesday... dunno if your schedule permits, but I figured I'd toss it out there...

skull trilo skull