Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
yes, saturday night, got punched, got kicked, beer cans thrown at me and a full bottle of wine targeted right for the noggin.
here's a tip, don't dog watch for your ex and bring your friend's laundry over who happens to be a girl and leave it in the kitchen while you are out at the bookstore and your ex decides to come home early, a day early, finds laundry and leaves voicemails describing how said laundry was to be destroyed. and don't climb in the window when said ex won't let you in to retrieve said laundry which is in the kitchen with a huge arsenol of dangerous objects which can be sent flying in your direction. and don't expect this person to be sane enough to not shoot first, then ask questions later.
took the punches, got the laundry(most of it), got out without too much damage. won't look back from here, ever.
i am jack's complete lack of surprise
Get a little action in
yes, saturday night, got punched, got kicked, beer cans thrown at me and a full bottle of wine targeted right for the noggin.
here's a tip, don't dog watch for your ex and bring your friend's laundry over who happens to be a girl and leave it in the kitchen while you are out at the bookstore and your ex decides to come home early, a day early, finds laundry and leaves voicemails describing how said laundry was to be destroyed. and don't climb in the window when said ex won't let you in to retrieve said laundry which is in the kitchen with a huge arsenol of dangerous objects which can be sent flying in your direction. and don't expect this person to be sane enough to not shoot first, then ask questions later.
took the punches, got the laundry(most of it), got out without too much damage. won't look back from here, ever.
i am jack's complete lack of surprise
Between that and your KFC experience, you've really had never a dull moment. Too bad you don't have a black eye or something to show for your efforts