Wow, I just mada a ham and cheese omlet without screwing it up. This is amazing for two reasons: 1) it was actually delicious and 2) This is the first time in 25 years I have tried cooking and it didn't wind up being a crime against food.
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tattoosandwhores:
You should SEE IT! Its hilarious! The seagulls even have big penises like that! LIVE ACTION SEAGULLS WITH ANIMATED DICKS! hehehehehhehehe.
fenchurch:
How befuddling!