sourgrapes

Dude. Females are retarded. My ex girlfriend from when I was 16 calls me up to tell me she's dating some old dude with my name. She sticks this shit in my face to try to get a rise out of me. She's been trying to get back at me ever since I ran off and got married. I know that the problem is we were never able to really put closure to our relationship. She is so fuckin jealous of my wife its rediculous. I would like to be friends with her but I think she's dangerous. There's too much scheming goin on in that pretty little head of hers.