Dear Michigan,
I am upset with you. It's not because you're gay. I'm halfway gay, too.
What I am upset with is you letting Penn State put it in your butt in public. There is a time and place for intimacy, but national television is not it.
What I would really like to see happen is you actually PLAY football. And play it well. I know Penn State is enticing what with their white and blue uniforms. But they are your opponents this weekend. So, please stop wiggling your ass in the air like an open invitation and PLAY SOME FUCKING FOOTBALL.
Love,
Jessi
I am upset with you. It's not because you're gay. I'm halfway gay, too.
What I am upset with is you letting Penn State put it in your butt in public. There is a time and place for intimacy, but national television is not it.
What I would really like to see happen is you actually PLAY football. And play it well. I know Penn State is enticing what with their white and blue uniforms. But they are your opponents this weekend. So, please stop wiggling your ass in the air like an open invitation and PLAY SOME FUCKING FOOTBALL.
Love,
Jessi
phillycharlie:
Funniest blog I've read in awhile....while not a Michigan fan, I despise PSU, so thatnks for that