i just recieved the most random juvenile phone call of my whole life. it went like this:
me: hello?
random girl: hey, this is paige. [i have never met this paige] kristy's with me and she wants to know if you want to hook up?
me: hook up? as in fuck?
paige: yeah
me: wow. i don't think so. well, maybe if i get drunk...
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