I am that creepy asshole.
I was sitting here on the couch when I heard a bunch of commotion outside. My front door overlooks my apartent building's patio with installed grills and all that. So I peaked through the blinds and two women in their 20s were grilling....and I was like "oh ok." Then I realized....I've been sitting in my living room in a tee shirt and briefs for the last several hours.....then I realized I was watching women through the blinds in my underwear. Oh, did I mention I just sorta casually had my hand in my underwear from when I had been napping....you know as boys and 31 yo men do. And I thought....well, this probably doesn't look too good.
Pretty glad this was one of those moments I am not trying to explain to anybody after the fact.
I was sitting here on the couch when I heard a bunch of commotion outside. My front door overlooks my apartent building's patio with installed grills and all that. So I peaked through the blinds and two women in their 20s were grilling....and I was like "oh ok." Then I realized....I've been sitting in my living room in a tee shirt and briefs for the last several hours.....then I realized I was watching women through the blinds in my underwear. Oh, did I mention I just sorta casually had my hand in my underwear from when I had been napping....you know as boys and 31 yo men do. And I thought....well, this probably doesn't look too good.
Pretty glad this was one of those moments I am not trying to explain to anybody after the fact.