soshimonster

What the fuck is wrong with my friends.... No one calls me, or don't answer when I call or do the nice thing and call me back... Well fuck you too douche bags.
Now I'll go through my phone book and tell why each of you suck

Alex - you never answer or call back, douche.
Allison - Big surprise there...
Becca - you suck for avoiding me...
Dan - You're a loser...
Erin - Same as Alex
Jamie - you never text me back.. you lameoid
Jeff - you don't suck, you talked to me despite basic training... I heart you
Jen - you're always working... LAME lol (though not your fault I guess.. lol)
Kitty - You never call me even when you say you will... fuck you..
Nate - you never call me because you say you don't have my number (which you probably don't) but you suck cock anyway XP
William - You talk to me, therfore you don't suck, congratulations!!! I Heart You!
Ticia - You're like Becca.. Move along if you don't want to be friends, stop playing some game with me because it's pointless...


Big list of friends I know.... and you would think more than 2 people would talk to me... Well for you two guys that rock my world, thanks, for the rest that suck, don't expect to hear from me much anymore.... Unless I need something HAHAHAHAHA.. Just kidding, I wouldn't stoop as so low as to use any of you... You're worthless..

P.S.

As any of you could tell, I'm in a bad mood.... Take it serious, or don't... Doesn't matter... I'll be just as angry when I finally hear some of you bitch about me for writing this... Won't care.. Never will.. Move along kthnxbai!