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When I was growing up, me and my Dad used to go at it all the time over almost anything. But I used to have really long hair, way down past my shoulders. I was 17 or 18. Oh man, he used to hate it. And we got to where we’d fight so much that I’d, that I’d spend a lot of time out of...
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sosbanfach:
@hellfyre420 haha yeah, I mean I'm old but not Nam vet old!
alpharius:
@sosbanfach You magnificent bastard, I kept reading all the way, figuring this couldn't be you, yet it was recounted so vividly I actually believed, however unlikely, that it was you. Then I learn it's The Boss' story, LOL, you certainly had me fooled ;)
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Look, I know, I know, alright.

But cmon, it really is a fucking ridiculously good record.

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hellfyre420:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me, as her body once did All five horizons revolved around her soul, as the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn
userno1:
Eddie Vedder always sounds like he's braying. Lol.
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(I'm neither an aspiring novelist or a writer of any talent. I occasionally scribble like a retard for my own amusement and thought I'd share the start of a recent short story that I enjoyed writing with you.)

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The look the guards exchanged was a mirrored mixture of confusion and disgust, that wrinkled nose and curled lip, the furrowed brow that said ‘what the...
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alpharius:
Another gem that's going on my iPod ;). Don't knock space twats @sosbanfach, at least they're bold enough to throw off the shackles of inhibition, pretty much like our crew of the damned ;)
sosbanfach:
@alpharius I love a good space twat, Alf. I'll write you and TK in for a cameo somewhere don't worry. @toxikobra 
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B b b b b b bomb the twist!!

It's such a good job I'm alone in the office right now.

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My city, Leicester, is home to the greatest snack sensation in the British Isles and boy have I got a craving.

The tastiest, scrummiest, most moreish, addictive foodstuffs in the world.

No, not Walkers, Gary, put em away. Not Pukka Pies, either, God bless em.

But these bad boys....

OM NOMNONOMNOMNOMNOM!!

I hadn't had any in ages until Alf (@alpharius) mentioned them in a thread
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alpharius:
@sosbanfach Always happy to provide inspiration in all culinary matters ;). Hopefully, by the time you're the most benevolent ruler of the planet, you'll allow me to assume the title of "Master of the Culinary Arts" in addition to my being Commissar of Public Wellness. You might need the consent of @toxikobra, but I'm sure that'll only be a formality. As for the heartburn, well nothing a burst of Orange tango wont cure ;)
faerietale:
Hmm this is something I may have to think on @alpharius big decisions lmao
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Pick it up, pick it up, get movin' Monday.

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faerietale:
Curious what is your top 5 then??
sosbanfach:
@toxikobra ooh. That'll take some thought. Watch this space.