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Look, I know, I know, alright.
But cmon, it really is a fucking ridiculously good record.
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hellfyre420:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me, as her body once did All five horizons revolved around her soul, as the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn
userno1:
Eddie Vedder always sounds like he's braying. Lol.
sinnerman_:
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws. And mine are long and sharp, my Lord, at least as long as yours.
alpharius:
It's with good reason that my interest in the show has dampened, now that my favorite character is gone, felled by a faithless son in a most indignant way. Oh well, at least that loathsome monarch has left us too
From faerietale
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sosbanfach:
I just like the idea of subtly photobombing the backdrop of a sexy shot with a lampshade on my head. Maybe a really steamy one where you're flashing your vagoo or something so absolutely nobody even notices I'm there.
alpharius:
@sosbanfach I do admire your selflessness & to think of all the simpletons who said you weren't a team player ;)
(I'm neither an aspiring novelist or a writer of any talent. I occasionally scribble like a retard for my own amusement and thought I'd share the start of a recent short story that I enjoyed writing with you.)
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The look the guards exchanged was a mirrored mixture of confusion and disgust, that wrinkled nose and curled lip, the furrowed brow that said ‘what the...
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alpharius:
Another gem that's going on my iPod ;). Don't knock space twats @sosbanfach, at least they're bold enough to throw off the shackles of inhibition, pretty much like our crew of the damned ;)
sosbanfach:
@alpharius I love a good space twat, Alf. I'll write you and TK in for a cameo somewhere don't worry. @toxikobra
B b b b b b bomb the twist!!
It's such a good job I'm alone in the office right now.
My city, Leicester, is home to the greatest snack sensation in the British Isles and boy have I got a craving.
The tastiest, scrummiest, most moreish, addictive foodstuffs in the world.
No, not Walkers, Gary, put em away. Not Pukka Pies, either, God bless em.
But these bad boys....
OM NOMNONOMNOMNOMNOM!!
I hadn't had any in ages until Alf (@alpharius) mentioned them in a thread
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alpharius:
@sosbanfach Always happy to provide inspiration in all culinary matters ;). Hopefully, by the time you're the most benevolent ruler of the planet, you'll allow me to assume the title of "Master of the Culinary Arts" in addition to my being Commissar of Public Wellness. You might need the consent of @toxikobra, but I'm sure that'll only be a formality. As for the heartburn, well nothing a burst of Orange tango wont cure ;)
faerietale:
Hmm this is something I may have to think on @alpharius big decisions lmao
Pick it up, pick it up, get movin' Monday.
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faerietale:
Curious what is your top 5 then??
sosbanfach:
@toxikobra ooh. That'll take some thought. Watch this space.
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sinnerman_:
"I have a meeting with Leaky Terri. Ugh, that sounded wrong."
sosbanfach:
I have to go darling, I think the bailiffs are here to take away my will to live.
I think I just accidentally ate a see-through plastic inner-wrapper round a chew sweet. I did think the texture was odd.
I'm pretty sure this means I'm now going to die.
It's been a pleasure knowing you all.
Godspeed.
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faerietale:
I personally volunteer to try my skills at being a surgeon if you are up for it @sosbanfach... no garentee you will wake up with all your innards in place...o.O
sosbanfach:
@toxikobra Deal - but if you remove anything to sell on the black market then I'm demanding 70%, they are after all my organs. Don't be trying to harvest everything and leave me dead, if you strike me down I'll be more powerful than you can ever imagine. Hey, that line's not bad...
It's my Monday morning today after a long weekend. Trying my absolute best to get pumped.
So much to do, so little motivation. Passme the caffeine.
From 8ball2
Vardy is having a party 2-0 over Man. City baby!!!! ♨ on fire
sosbanfach:
LITERALLY THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN WTF IS HAPPENING
alpharius:
Ridiculous or not, the foxes are hot to trot!! Well done ;)