sosanna

I broke my best friend's kitchen table with my ass... Its not a big ass. Tattoo hero calls it a boy butt, and in truth my eleven year old cousin has more junk in his trunk then I do.
I fixed it... waisted off my table breaking ass as well... after all... I couldnt have her throwing dip at me AGAIN!
I however couldnt fix my car.... for my boss killed it with her car.... not her ass... though it is a rather large one. I blame the Frappaccinos.
My cat wont explode... my hair is 97.6574 different colors... and I think I have vintage booze bottles on my lawn. Funny thing is... I mow it.
Why am I on this site? Why is the sky infact green and NOT blue? I feel bad for my guitar hero... and my tummy hurts from all the coffee!
Dane cook is on, this room smells like soap and booze and I think the guy laying on the sofa is stoned... lol. I heart Kiley! All the scinetists are running around looking for the monkey but he cant be found....