I notice quite a few girls on this site that have their birthdays listed as something like 1914 or other such number that doesn't intuitively match their photos. While the practical Occam's Razor person might simply say they're lying, well, that's boring, and I'll have no part in it.
I prefer to entertain my own theory of parallel and intersecting universes where someone born in 1914 can be in their 20s here in 2006. I'm sure Mr. Hawking will back me up on this one, that the SG site has created a rift in space-time at such a fundamental level that the people effected aren't even aware of the temporal shift, and the only place any discrepancy appears at all is on that little Age line over on the left side of the page. Who knows what might happen if the servers ever go down and disrupt that rift. There could be serious repercussions, people!
Failing that theory, "Suicide Girls" starts to take on new meaning. As Bones would say, "She's dead, Jim!"
"Well, maybe so, Bones, but she's pretty damn fine for a girl whose been dead a couple decades."
It's VooDoo for certain.
This is what happens when I *stop* watching TV.
I prefer to entertain my own theory of parallel and intersecting universes where someone born in 1914 can be in their 20s here in 2006. I'm sure Mr. Hawking will back me up on this one, that the SG site has created a rift in space-time at such a fundamental level that the people effected aren't even aware of the temporal shift, and the only place any discrepancy appears at all is on that little Age line over on the left side of the page. Who knows what might happen if the servers ever go down and disrupt that rift. There could be serious repercussions, people!
Failing that theory, "Suicide Girls" starts to take on new meaning. As Bones would say, "She's dead, Jim!"
"Well, maybe so, Bones, but she's pretty damn fine for a girl whose been dead a couple decades."
It's VooDoo for certain.
This is what happens when I *stop* watching TV.