soraya

so because i am an ass and could not get out of bed this morning for the life of me i missed out on breakfast with the lovely miss piss and ponyboycurtis and i have no idea who else. but, i'll have you know miss piss, i did show up a little bit too late and had some hush puppies in appreciation of the whole fact of the matter of the birthday. and you're right, they're fucking good.

so i dyed the red over in my hair last night. and then i got this huge craving for ice cream. probably cause i'm all pms-y pants right now. so it was me and my friend, who also had hair dye covering her head. she had a bag on her head, i had an old walgreens yellow shower cap. so we looked at each other and were like, alright, only one of us needs to go into the store and the other can wait in the car. which one is it gonna be. so we decide it's her, and shove a beanie over her fucking head o' wet hair dyed pile o' dreads. i'm in the driver's seat, sitting in the parking lot of 7-11 smoking on a cigarette with a damn poofy shower cap on my head at midnight. she's fucking busting up laughing inside the 7-11 looking at me through the glass and having this image of me being a chain-smoking old grandma who drives around to the store with a showercap on my head and slippers on my feet in funky old sweatpants and is yelling out the car window with a damn cigarette hanging from my wrinkled old mouth, "hurry the fuck up and just pick out a damn flava already, won'tcha?!"
so i'm half mad 'cause she's laughing so hard at me and half just being in hysterics 'cause it was one of those hilarious random moments.
but the ice cream was good and in the end i got to watch tons of recorded episodes of 'strangers with candy'.... which is the funniest shit to ever come out of the television, if i do say so myself.