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Thursday Apr 08, 2004

Apr 8, 2004
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someone
please
teach
me
to
play
this.

please and thank you.



thank you all so much for the hilarious jokes. now to some of you out there.... i though i had a fucked up sense of humor. jeez.. mine is mellow compared to you alls.

the other day i started throwing nuts at the car next to me for being an idiot and dricing into my lane. having my big ol granny sunglasses on makes me act like an old lady more than i wish. thank god i didn't have a cigarteet hanging from my lip or else i would feel a little bit too much like my grandma....yellin at the cars, acting crass, and smoking.

running into old friends at unexpected moments, impromtu dinners and laughter with new ones...

things are good.
now who's going to teach me to play the damn accordian?
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
sicily:
does this mean that when i come home you'll be hanging out at the civic center bart station squeezing away at that thing, making obsene gestures, and throwing food at people. well that's just fantastic!

i'm workin on the phone thing...hope yur enjoying the small things in life such as breathing...fresh air is apparently a rare commodity in la

puke
Apr 10, 2004
tegan:
hey what the hell is wrong with you hooker? you dont know how to call people back? i know you get my messages, who are you with, what are you doing? what the hell is going on girl. HEY. YEAH REMEMBER ME.

hahaha. am i being crazy girlfriend enough? hehehe... god love those jealous wierdo girlfriends.

you know i think as of last week i was still ruining my ex's life, though im not in the same COUNTRY with her anymore i was still ruining her life... agh. women.

when are you coming back? i want to go dildo shopping... and have you sleep in my bed. i need to go out and meet some lesbains here... i HAvE A JOB! hey, soraya. dude.

come back :/

xo
love
fuckhead.
Apr 12, 2004

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