soraya

not cute:
the small child in the grocery store who decided it would be fun to play with all the bulk salad mix as he was coughing and wiping his hands all over his snotty cootie infested nose.

of course i notice this as i am walking out the door with my bag of salad mix = my lunch in my hand. nice. ill have one nasty ass cold to go with those pears and fresh feta. yeah, thanks a lot. while youre at it, why dontcha just throw in a few sores and some pus for fun.

funniest shit ive read this month:

that part in that book cruddy about aunt doris who was real navy and had a w tattoed on each ass cheek so when she bent over it said wow.

know why its so funny: i met someone who had this exact same thing on their ass . yeah, wow.

most favorite scent ever.
vanilla.

did i mention i heart Heather...

even though she hates my definition journal entries.
oh wait. heres one just for you bratty. i thought it was appropriate:

Main Entry: SAUCY
Pronunciation: 'so-sE, 'sa-
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): saucier; -est
Date: 1508
2 a : impertinently bold and impudent b : amusingly forward and flippant : IRREPRESSIBLE
see also:
this one....