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Sunday Oct 30, 2005

Oct 30, 2005
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So last night Amy and I went on the Haunted Hayride that we had volunteered for last week. It's was a friend of the family's birthday so we went out to eat first for beer and pizza along with my inlaws and this couple who was a friend of our friend. Well it turned out to be an interesting night.

The "other" couple actually consisted of this crazy older woman, who was in fact not with her husband, but her boyfriend! WTF?! They seemed nice/normal enough and I found out this guy was some bigtime famous photographer for travel and sailing magazines. Apparently he does nudes as well...which leads me to his "creepy & married to another man" girlfriend. She was this kind of ADD, bubbly, spacey older yuppie type.

While we're on the hayride...where it's dark as hell...she starts putting her hand on my leg. Then she gets a little braver and gives my thigh a squeeze, and pretends she's scared and cant find her balance. Two more times she does this, each time sliding her hand higher up my leg. I move closer to Amy and pull my leg in as politely as possible so she'll stop molesting me. Next thing I know her hand is grabbing my ass...and I jump practically right out of my seat. Luckily there were people doing some "scaring" around us on the ride, so it wasn't awkward when I jumped and let out a big "woooah".


Frikkin nutty old woman molested me inbetween her boyfriend and MY wife, and my inlaws...how brazen does one have to get?!?!?!

She wasn't even good-looking. I have had my share of older women hit on me...mom's grandma's, milfs and such...but this lady was off her rocker.

Good times..yeah...

We still had fun and went for hot chocolate and butterscotch schnapps afterwords at the bar for a little late-night warm-up.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
sky:
going insane might not be so bad, as long as you weren't aware that you were losing your mind, you might actually quite enjoy it!
Nov 1, 2005
alisa:
it's on the bottom section of the lampshade.
Nov 3, 2005

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