From the Vice Guide To Eating Pussy:
"Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he's on your turf. Kepp him erect by creating an airtight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He's not gonna tell you shit because he's a clit and he has no idea what you're talking about, but kick his ass anyway."
fuckin SO hilarious!!! esp. the last sentence. god.
"Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he's on your turf. Kepp him erect by creating an airtight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He's not gonna tell you shit because he's a clit and he has no idea what you're talking about, but kick his ass anyway."
fuckin SO hilarious!!! esp. the last sentence. god.
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