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Tomato soup for the food service soul

Jun 9, 2016
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Ingredients

1 large tomato

Directions: Place tomato on counter and punch until chunky. Clench chunks in fist. Cram down nearest wordhole. Season with tears. Garnish with pain. Best served cold. Typos are fun.

And I'm sorry about the font. I don't make the signs. I just make the soup.

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