"What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino?"
"Fucked up breeding?"
"No, an elephino, but I guess you're answer is technically correct too...."
Speaking of things that be fucked up, I recently got my tongue pierced, so I can't drink the six pac- I mean five pack of Guiness I recently bought. Got one beer into it, and decided to get my tongue pierced. Not out of drunkenness, just because I drank one beer, went to sleep, woke up the next day and decided I needed a piercing. So, I have to wait X amount of days before I can drink the rest. And apparently I have to wait a week more than that for kissing and stuff. Not that Emily (from guitar class) is gonna randomly make out with me for no apparent reason within the next 2 weeks. But wouldn't that be amazing if she did? But not if I had beer breath. Need mouthwash first....
Beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer. A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it round with a stick, the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
So speaking of beer, I have 21 (coincidence?) bottle caps from random beers that have cool looking logos on the caps. And I have enough buttons that I can sew the buttons onto a guitar strap, and glue the caps to the buttons sewn on the guitar strap. I can have a fully alcoholic guitar strap! Rather than the one I currently has that has caps from Leninade and Moxie, and various other types of nonalcoholic beverages.
So, I guess I can just stare at the beer, and my lighter/bottle opener and pretend I have a cold frothy hoppy beverage in a frozen glass.
"Fucked up breeding?"
"No, an elephino, but I guess you're answer is technically correct too...."
Speaking of things that be fucked up, I recently got my tongue pierced, so I can't drink the six pac- I mean five pack of Guiness I recently bought. Got one beer into it, and decided to get my tongue pierced. Not out of drunkenness, just because I drank one beer, went to sleep, woke up the next day and decided I needed a piercing. So, I have to wait X amount of days before I can drink the rest. And apparently I have to wait a week more than that for kissing and stuff. Not that Emily (from guitar class) is gonna randomly make out with me for no apparent reason within the next 2 weeks. But wouldn't that be amazing if she did? But not if I had beer breath. Need mouthwash first....
Beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer. A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it round with a stick, the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
So speaking of beer, I have 21 (coincidence?) bottle caps from random beers that have cool looking logos on the caps. And I have enough buttons that I can sew the buttons onto a guitar strap, and glue the caps to the buttons sewn on the guitar strap. I can have a fully alcoholic guitar strap! Rather than the one I currently has that has caps from Leninade and Moxie, and various other types of nonalcoholic beverages.
So, I guess I can just stare at the beer, and my lighter/bottle opener and pretend I have a cold frothy hoppy beverage in a frozen glass.