Quite possibly the most beautiful thing anyone's ever said about me...
"I almost Drowned in my Beer, then I was Saved by a Punk.
1:12pm Today
I was sitting, and crying, and drowning myself in my beer, when I thought to myself "I'd really like to talk to Christoph... I need to talk to Christoph..." And all of a sudden there was Christoph. When text...
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"I almost Drowned in my Beer, then I was Saved by a Punk.
1:12pm Today
I was sitting, and crying, and drowning myself in my beer, when I thought to myself "I'd really like to talk to Christoph... I need to talk to Christoph..." And all of a sudden there was Christoph. When text...
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You're a nice guy. Sarcastic as hell, but very kind.
I was so stoked on my set going up that, when it finally did, I saw everything awesome about it, but, like what people say to me, I saw it over and over and could only point out what was wrong. Like "Man, is my head really that big? No way. Holy fucking shit, it is. I have a huge noggin."
I have confidence, of course, but that doesn't mean that I don't have obvious and noticeable flaws. I like them, though.
Like, my left arm. My bones are fused together an inch below my elbow instead of above. I can't turn my wrist on its own. So, I have to turn my entire arm. I can't touch my left shoulder with my left hand because of it. It's only noticeable when I try, because I look like a fucking "special needs" human when I do it. It's fun, though. I could never direct traffic.
(What's the punch line?) Because I would slap myself in the face. Haw haw haw.
So, even though fuckwads are negative about my fuzzy vagina or that I look like I need a tan or even that I'm not hot enough to be an SG; I may get all chuffed about it for a limited amount of time, but, I mean, I'm pretty fucking stellar.
My friends and the few select strangers I let get close enough to become a friend of mine (I have trust issues? Long, complicated story.) and visa-versa can see through my mistakes, mishaps, and funny little flaws. Glad to add one to the count.