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Hey dudes and dudettes! Sorry I've been MIA this last li'l while, I've been busting my balls off to force fun down the throats of some of my friends. But alas, fear not! An update is afoot! (I'ma try my hardest to get back to each and every one of you! If I miss one of you, or you just simply crave attention - yell...
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user304975207:
Aaaww, thank you biggrin blush

And my thats a huge sandwich
londonx:
Lol, no, it's okay, don't you worry tongue

I can look at a guy and say "Oh yeah, he's cute" and I have and will always do that... but it's just girls I prefer to sleep with. I have never really had the desire to want to sleep with guys. Penii (muahahaha) in general turn me off and creep me out.
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laura_belle:
*sigh* i'm from all over, really. but i consider myself to be a winnipegger since i lived there the longest.

and i didn't follow the boy here, i met him about 6 months after i moved, but he was my main reason for staying. he and i are still friends, but no longer dating.

and funnily enough, about 50% of the reason why i'm moving back to winnipeg is cuz of a boy. you boy types make me so fucking crazy!! EL SUICIDO LOCO skull
kasumi:
hehe smile
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FUNFACT: I have a funny real name. Christoph. Yeah. Go ahead. Laugh it up. It's effed, isn't it? I'm the only Christoph I've ever met. I'm the only Christoph anyone I've ever met has ever met. One time, when I was eight, kids around my new school ridiculed the crap out of me. Having developed way more sense-of-the-common-variety than these kids, I let it go....
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jackie:
hey christoph.. wink you rock. kiss
jackie:
why thank you wink
show us pics of you in the suit if you manage to get one... smile
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FUNFACT: Me and my band of trusted homies are addicted to adventure. Like good adventure too. Not just get together at 3am and go to Denny's with a digital camera. If that was the deal, we'd go to Denny's at 3am with a digital camera, wearing mascot costumes, while cheering different school-anthems, and occasionally getting into fist fights with lots of friend-tossing. Basically, think Jackass...
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bettina:
I'm actually coming into town for the Vancouver Burlesque Festival on February 10th, so maybe you can come out for that!
shellymc:
You did extremely well on my quiz...
so fess up...
did you cheat? biggrin
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I sincerely don't know what to fucking say.

I'm fucking down. Low. Again. Why? Because of a fucking girl who gave me the best and worst times of my life.

Why couldn't she have stayed faithful?

I live in a fucking town that's so small, that when you want to escape, it'll always bite you back in the ass.

The guy who was my friend...
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friedhamster:
Here's what I do when I'm down and out for the count. Walk, walk and walk all the while talking to myself. When you're alone and no one can hear you say things, you can say anything. Sometimes just hearing yourself say stuff makes you stop and go 'wow... I really think that?'

I don't know man, it helps me. Best of luck.
kasumi:
it's just shit happening around me............ feel better hun smile
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FUNFACT: I've snorted an entire cake. Yes. An entire cake. A fourteen-inch-across, six-inch-deep, black forest cake with chocolate frosting instead of the white kind, purchased from Safeway. I was at a party filled with a bunch of people I don't like. Stuck-ups, snobs, rich-kids, rednecks, and emo kids. I only went because a friend of mine didn't want to go alone. It was fucking boring....
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pinkpunk13:
That was a retorical question,I was asking myself not you
friedhamster:
Glad you made it through the light still breathing. Where is it you work anyways?
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FUNFACT: I'm the most adventuresome person I've ever known. If you've seen Viva La Bam... Well, my lifestyle is comparable to that. Except I make NOWHERE near as much money as Bam, but for what we do got, we all have a fucking blast. Maybe I should tell a tale, or post some pictures of some adventures. Either way, it's way more fun to just...
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temper:
That exactly what your journal's for, sweetheart.
linzi:
I like a man that knows how to wear his belt buckle.
PShh. One boner is hardly enough to go around.
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FUNFACT: In the year 2005, I lost about 80 pounds without even trying. I am 6'4" (maybe more now, I dunno), and my shoulders are like a bajillion miles across, so I've always have been, and will be a "big" person. But at the beginning of 2005, and at the peak of some depression, I weighed in at about 320 pounds. Disgusting, I know. But...
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saraphine:
Deal. Your jack-o'-lantern makes me sad that I cannot find the pics of my vampire one I did. Damn where is it??
vomitscunt:
Haha damn. $8!!! I only have a nickle frown Haha god damn I'm sooo broke ahaha
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FUNFACT: I have made, in all seriousness, over $1600 from whoring myself. A while back, I found out that anatomical study and lots of practice makes you good at sex. So I had a couple casual flings, I was broke as a joke, and out of nowhere, I was being paid for sexual favours! Normally not something someone should be proud of, but I find...
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temper:
the hairdresser or your mom... you are SO punkrock!
wink biggrin
mistressvamp:
Well dear considering I'm broke as it is it really doesn't matter how much ya charge....unless you do charity cases. wink lol

OH and thank you. blush kiss
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cherrybomb00:
yes i know what you are talking about. rock. yeah mad max. welcome to sg
attn_ho:
haha, thats really funny.