Now I'm not 100% blanket statementing this... But just a thought...
Hair extensions.
Henna/drawn-on tattoos.
Fauxhawks.
"I'm extreme, hardcore, individualistic and trendy! Yet I can't commit..."
Is there something wrong with your fucking eyes, buddy?
"Nice hair, fag."
"Yeah, fucking emo... Haha!"
You have #1 buzzcut everywhere except for the #2 mohawk down the middle. It's way too wide, and way too short, and it completes the "fucking roid-head coke-monkey bar-star" look you got going on there. You ripped on my mohawk because it's really long and off to one side, yet you can't grow yours out beyond an inch because your homophobic boyfriends-in-denial might shun you!
Hahahaha! Sweet! 
"Nice shoes, fag."
"How so?"
"They're pink. Pink is for fags."
"Hahahahaha! What?! Seriously?!"
"Yeah, seriously-faggy! HAHAHAHAHA! YEAH!"
"Hooooly shit there brotherman, calm down. Alright for one thing, the shoes are black. Black with pink pinstripes. And if you look closely, there are silhouettes of strippers dancing on these pinstripes as if they were stripper-poles. And besides pink is a manly colour. Nipples are pink. Pussy is pink. You afraid of those too?"
"FUCK YOU FAGGOT I'LL FUCKIN' SCRAP YOU BITCHASSFAGGOT!"
"I bet if this was the internet, you'd be spelling it "F-A-G-E-T" right about now...
"
Hehahahahahahehehehe.
Hair extensions.
Henna/drawn-on tattoos.
Fauxhawks.
"I'm extreme, hardcore, individualistic and trendy! Yet I can't commit..."
Is there something wrong with your fucking eyes, buddy?
"Nice hair, fag."
"Yeah, fucking emo... Haha!"
You have #1 buzzcut everywhere except for the #2 mohawk down the middle. It's way too wide, and way too short, and it completes the "fucking roid-head coke-monkey bar-star" look you got going on there. You ripped on my mohawk because it's really long and off to one side, yet you can't grow yours out beyond an inch because your homophobic boyfriends-in-denial might shun you!
Hahahaha! Sweet!
"Nice shoes, fag."
"How so?"
"They're pink. Pink is for fags."
"Hahahahaha! What?! Seriously?!"
"Yeah, seriously-faggy! HAHAHAHAHA! YEAH!"
"Hooooly shit there brotherman, calm down. Alright for one thing, the shoes are black. Black with pink pinstripes. And if you look closely, there are silhouettes of strippers dancing on these pinstripes as if they were stripper-poles. And besides pink is a manly colour. Nipples are pink. Pussy is pink. You afraid of those too?"
"FUCK YOU FAGGOT I'LL FUCKIN' SCRAP YOU BITCHASSFAGGOT!"
"I bet if this was the internet, you'd be spelling it "F-A-G-E-T" right about now...
"
Hehahahahahahehehehe.
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I'm always interested in drawing things. I have a lot of stuff going on right now though, so it would take a little bit of time to get around to it, but you could tell me what you had in mind.