sonofapunk

FUNFACT: I have made, in all seriousness, over $1600 from whoring myself. A while back, I found out that anatomical study and lots of practice makes you good at sex. So I had a couple casual flings, I was broke as a joke, and out of nowhere, I was being paid for sexual favours! Normally not something someone should be proud of, but I find that straight-male prostitutes are hard to come by, so it makes a great story... If I ever get the chance to give you some stories in person, lemme explain how one time I got paid with apple pie. It's worth the laugh!

That out of the way, I've decided to start each post off with a fact or story or tidbit that'll keep readers interested. A "Hook" if you will.

It's fucking 4:44am right goddamn now, and I appear to be the only person still awake on SG! What am I doing up? Waiting for a phonecall to see how my ex-girlfriend (and ex client, hehehe) is doing.

Oh, and some of you really want pictures, eh? Well I promise: Tomorrow I'll learn how to use the upload feature, show you some shit I've been up to, and show you my ugly mug. Hehe. I can't wait to hear the comments, good or bad; strange, I love criticism. It allows me to focus on what to change and what to keep doing.

Just a reminder: You're all still totally fucking rad. All the kind words, the random attention, the naked-pin-up-punk-rock-boobies... SG's and Members, thank you! I fucking love ALL of you! Thank's a bajillion for everything!