sonofabeach

I haven't gone to the gym in a while cause my friend who usually goes with me wimped out again, PUSSY! whatever I don't need him I'll go alone cause like if I don't lift dude like coach is going to totally ream me man. I hate to sound like a total jock but I want to start going again before january 1st because thats when everybody makes a New years resolution to get in shape. So for about three months that place is jam packed with the fat of the land, and they don't even go there to work out they just fuck around or they talk on thier cell phone for 2 hours then call it a day, and that just pisses me off to no end Arggggh you hear me you fat motherfuckers I'm gonna supersize my fist up your ass...yes i'm aware that line made absolutely no sense but it's a work in progress. Anyway I hate to rant so i'm gonna shut up right now... You know what I hate? It's when i'm in a public restroom and the guy in the next stall tries to strike up a conversation. It's like well since were here lettin it all out anyway...I mean how can you have a conversation on the throne? What the hell do you say? Are you like "hey did you see the cardinals play last night man That Stokes he really pitched a good one didn't he? Yeah well so did I Motherfucker right on your shoes so shut the hell up!