sonofabeach

I went to the gym with my friend yesterday and there was this guy bench pressing like 700 pounds. It was impressive But he was grunting pretty loud. It sounded like he was playing tennis or something. Any way I came back home looking all buff, took a shower, bronzed myself up and stood on my neighbors fountain in thier front yard all day with a hose shoved up my ass and water coming out my mouth. I'm just joking it's realy a marble fountain. Anyway i'm off to a party so asses to the masses y'all.