sonicreducr

Stuff and Nonsense.

Many things in the head of Hank...

First... for the alcohol thing.. I am supposed to come up wit 5 things that I enjoy, that don't involve drinking or sex. This also includes things I would do to even get to the point of having sex... hmm.

Second... GW is making his SC announcement in about 2 hours... this could get ugly.

Third... I met a really rad gal over the weekend, which was, you know, rad.

Fourth, which leads me to... a late night condom run at CVS on Duke St. on Sunday night. The condoms there are locked up, so you have to get someone to get them... the exchange went something like..... this

Me: Uhhh, sir... I need some... uhh.... you know, assistance.

Indian Pharmacist : Oh yes sir, please hang on.

Me: (standing in front of the condom case)

Indian Pharmacist : Ok, which ones do you need sir?

Me: (points)

Indian Pharmacist : Ok, here you go... but first... do you know how to use these?

Me: (amused and befuddled) Eh, umm... no.

Indian Pharmacist : Ok, step back here and I will use this tool to demonstrate.

Me: (laughing at this point) No no no... that's ok... I think I got it down, I have had a LITTLE bit of practice.

Indian Pharmacist : You sure sir... that will be 4.97

Me: (hands over money).... thanks for your concern for my sexual health sir.

Indian Pharmacist : (handing me change) Anytime, go get em tiger.


Ok... yeah, odd huh... that's how it went down... well, minus the go get em tiger part... I figured I would add that in for humor... but the rest... verbatim.


So.. in the mold of laceyglove I will end this with a question... anyone got weird condom stories? Also... I have been listening to a ton of Sly and the Family Stone lately... and you should too.