Ok my mom is awesome, and has a good sense of humor. Anyway, I hate cards, and most holidays for that matter, Everything is too commercial blah blah blah. Mothers day cards are the ultimate in lameness, so I improvise. Here is this years improvisation.
The "oh and kenneth,........" part, those are my stepbros/sis from my moms 2nd marriage (shes now on # 4), and I was talking to her the other night about me writing a Augusteen Burroughs style book on that whole experience.
Blake and Lauren, are my real bro/sis. Baby Michael is Laurens son, and Blake's girlfriend is due in September. So his fetus wishes my mom a happy mothers day too.
Off to get some touch up on my stars.... adios.

The "oh and kenneth,........" part, those are my stepbros/sis from my moms 2nd marriage (shes now on # 4), and I was talking to her the other night about me writing a Augusteen Burroughs style book on that whole experience.
Blake and Lauren, are my real bro/sis. Baby Michael is Laurens son, and Blake's girlfriend is due in September. So his fetus wishes my mom a happy mothers day too.
Off to get some touch up on my stars.... adios.

