My living hell
If there was such a thing as hell, I was just in my own personal one. I went to my girlfriend's mom's girlfriend's birthday. Say that three times fast. It was definitely not my sort of party. There was country music playing and the people there matched the music. To give a little credit, the majority of the people there were pretty nice. That said, here is a little detail about what "fun" was to be had there. I was introduced to this one lady but a little later on she came up to me and attempted to introduce herself saying we hadn't met yet. This was crap. I met her less than 5 minutes ago. She was drunk as hell so maybe she couldn't remember so far back as 5 minutes. Then she proceeded to tell me some shit like Jesus was her pal or she and Jesus hung out all the time. You know, some sort of ignorant superstitious bullshit. I just smiled at her and pulled my hand back from the hand shake. Her hands were very sweaty and she had hair like she wishes she was Rogue. She looked like a dirty hippie who had been on an acid trip for 3 days. Directly after that she started talking to herself, but loudly so everyone could hear, that she could kick satans ass. She had the power to kick satans ass. This means, of course, that she assumed I was a satan worshiper. This is idiotic because I am not Christian. Christians are the only ones who believe in satan so you would have to be christian to be a satan worshiper. Then throughout the rest of the party she proceeded to throw things at me. She through them at my legs so she could pretend like she was playing around or something. I can't fully express the kind of crap this lady was trying to do but this gives you some idea. I can't stand prejudice and what made it worse is that this was a party my girlfriends mom was throwing so I didn't want to make a scene and tell this lady off. Such is life I suppose.
*tip of the day*
Girls look good with shaved armpits...I've seen some people in here with a bush armpit...it looks freaky....*
If there was such a thing as hell, I was just in my own personal one. I went to my girlfriend's mom's girlfriend's birthday. Say that three times fast. It was definitely not my sort of party. There was country music playing and the people there matched the music. To give a little credit, the majority of the people there were pretty nice. That said, here is a little detail about what "fun" was to be had there. I was introduced to this one lady but a little later on she came up to me and attempted to introduce herself saying we hadn't met yet. This was crap. I met her less than 5 minutes ago. She was drunk as hell so maybe she couldn't remember so far back as 5 minutes. Then she proceeded to tell me some shit like Jesus was her pal or she and Jesus hung out all the time. You know, some sort of ignorant superstitious bullshit. I just smiled at her and pulled my hand back from the hand shake. Her hands were very sweaty and she had hair like she wishes she was Rogue. She looked like a dirty hippie who had been on an acid trip for 3 days. Directly after that she started talking to herself, but loudly so everyone could hear, that she could kick satans ass. She had the power to kick satans ass. This means, of course, that she assumed I was a satan worshiper. This is idiotic because I am not Christian. Christians are the only ones who believe in satan so you would have to be christian to be a satan worshiper. Then throughout the rest of the party she proceeded to throw things at me. She through them at my legs so she could pretend like she was playing around or something. I can't fully express the kind of crap this lady was trying to do but this gives you some idea. I can't stand prejudice and what made it worse is that this was a party my girlfriends mom was throwing so I didn't want to make a scene and tell this lady off. Such is life I suppose.
*tip of the day*
Girls look good with shaved armpits...I've seen some people in here with a bush armpit...it looks freaky....*