Listen up, fuckwads. I know this is cliche and I know everyone does it, but fuck if this job doesn't start to drive you crazy.
Here's the deal.
You are a customer. I am here to serve you. I am not here to serve you a full fifteen minutes after I've stopped getting paid to be here. I don't like you. I like some customers, but you aren't one of them. You are annoying. Your child is annoying. I repeat: your child is annoying. Each time you call her "my puddin'" I get creeped out and I want to kill you. You should at least use her actual name 1/4 as often as you call her "puddin,'" if you want my opinion. And even if I did like your child, I would not be impressed that she found the volume control on the PC. It's on the keyboard. She was pressing random buttons and found the volume knob. This does not indicate genius. A goddamned monkey could do what your stupid little blonde haired, blue-eyed Nazi Aryan shitstain of a daughter could do. I would be much more impressed if she could figure out that playing the fucking Doom III music at maximum volume is not appropriate in a public area. Your child is average, if not sub-par. Shut the fuck up about her incredibly minor accomplishments, like ability to announce when she has to go to the bathroom, as opposed to doing it in her pants. I don't know how old she is, so maybe she's advanced, but I doubt it. She looks like she's, if anything, old to begin toilet training.
You, the fat balding idiot. No, you can not trade a box set of Wiseguy for a box set of Oz. No, I do not care that they are "similar types of shows." First of all, Wiseguy is an old mobster drama that nobody fucking remembers, and Oz is a prison drama on HBO, so I suppose on the grounds that they both feature felons, they are similar, but that's about it. I've seen Oz; there is considerably more violence, swearing and anal rape on that show, I guarantee it. Also, people actually want to fucking buy the thing, as opposed to Wiseguy.
That is all beside the point. The point is that when I tell you that you may trade in Wiseguy for $21, and a box set of Oz Season 3 is $33, that means that you do not have enough money in trade ins. You will have to pay the difference. No, I am not fucking "playing hardball." Are you retarded? I can't let you buy things for less than they cost us, and I'm certainly not going to negotiate prices on something that will sell for our full price.
I'm going to kill one of these people someday. There are more. Oh god, there are more.
Here's the deal.
You are a customer. I am here to serve you. I am not here to serve you a full fifteen minutes after I've stopped getting paid to be here. I don't like you. I like some customers, but you aren't one of them. You are annoying. Your child is annoying. I repeat: your child is annoying. Each time you call her "my puddin'" I get creeped out and I want to kill you. You should at least use her actual name 1/4 as often as you call her "puddin,'" if you want my opinion. And even if I did like your child, I would not be impressed that she found the volume control on the PC. It's on the keyboard. She was pressing random buttons and found the volume knob. This does not indicate genius. A goddamned monkey could do what your stupid little blonde haired, blue-eyed Nazi Aryan shitstain of a daughter could do. I would be much more impressed if she could figure out that playing the fucking Doom III music at maximum volume is not appropriate in a public area. Your child is average, if not sub-par. Shut the fuck up about her incredibly minor accomplishments, like ability to announce when she has to go to the bathroom, as opposed to doing it in her pants. I don't know how old she is, so maybe she's advanced, but I doubt it. She looks like she's, if anything, old to begin toilet training.
You, the fat balding idiot. No, you can not trade a box set of Wiseguy for a box set of Oz. No, I do not care that they are "similar types of shows." First of all, Wiseguy is an old mobster drama that nobody fucking remembers, and Oz is a prison drama on HBO, so I suppose on the grounds that they both feature felons, they are similar, but that's about it. I've seen Oz; there is considerably more violence, swearing and anal rape on that show, I guarantee it. Also, people actually want to fucking buy the thing, as opposed to Wiseguy.
That is all beside the point. The point is that when I tell you that you may trade in Wiseguy for $21, and a box set of Oz Season 3 is $33, that means that you do not have enough money in trade ins. You will have to pay the difference. No, I am not fucking "playing hardball." Are you retarded? I can't let you buy things for less than they cost us, and I'm certainly not going to negotiate prices on something that will sell for our full price.
I'm going to kill one of these people someday. There are more. Oh god, there are more.
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