Suz i dreamt that my band played a show, you stood in the front of the crowd your body still your eyes set, i could feel my body running out of energy, my heart beating it's last rythme. I picked you out of the crowd, strummed the last note of "shadows" and fell into your arms, the lights falling with me. You helped me to...
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Ah, research paper, whatever will I do with you?
No, seriously, what. I have a rough draft due on Tuesday and I still haven't narrowed my topic down. Fuck. Who makes you turn in rough drafts anyway? I don't want anyone seeing my fucking rough drafts. Bitches. I'm going to go lay the smackdown on my teacher.
No, seriously, what. I have a rough draft due on Tuesday and I still haven't narrowed my topic down. Fuck. Who makes you turn in rough drafts anyway? I don't want anyone seeing my fucking rough drafts. Bitches. I'm going to go lay the smackdown on my teacher.
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dem_z:
hehehe, Thanks for the Birthday Wishes! 
About the rough draft: How rough is it allowed to be? What happens if you turn in scribbles on a bunch of envelopes and napkins??
About the rough draft: How rough is it allowed to be? What happens if you turn in scribbles on a bunch of envelopes and napkins??
Okay, look. Here are my thoughts on the matter. Yes, I know nobody asked for them.
When Bush took office, there was a budget surplus, a halfway decent economy, relatively small skirmishes around the globe, and strained relations with allies. Let's be fair about this. We can't blame Bush for the economy, necessarily. It comes and it goes. And we can't blame him for September...
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When Bush took office, there was a budget surplus, a halfway decent economy, relatively small skirmishes around the globe, and strained relations with allies. Let's be fair about this. We can't blame Bush for the economy, necessarily. It comes and it goes. And we can't blame him for September...
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acetracer:
you suck, and so does that uberhot picture
evilwillow:
I tried to email you obscenities. figures a twat like you wouldn't have a functioning email address. 
What the fuck is this m-bate bullshit? SPELL THE GODDAMN WORDS YOU TYPE, OKAY? Also, please don't type G*d, because I may be forced to kill you. What is that about, anyway? Anyone have a clue?
A new note: turns out that the G-d thing is a Jewish thing, something I should maybe know because I am technically Jewish. But only very technically. Oh well.
A new note: turns out that the G-d thing is a Jewish thing, something I should maybe know because I am technically Jewish. But only very technically. Oh well.
lowenb:
lazy nonspelling bastards 
evilwillow:
listen, you g*ddammed m-bating ass*ole.
gimme the article, por favor.
gimme the article, por favor.
somethingstupid:
useless crap
For fuck's sake, it's been like two weeks, you'd think that something interesting would have happened to me. But alas. I am still avoiding work, but I've moved on to avoiding reading Things Fall Apart. I'm not sure I really need to be, since it looks short, but that only gives me an excuse. And I've heard bad things from people on several occasions....
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soleils:
Things Fall Apart is one of the books I have to read in english later this year. So write LOTS about it in here 
mattthegoon:
hey...allow me to be the first to welcome you to sgAR. we are in a definate transition time, and are hoping to bring new life to the group. please contribute as much as possible, and any suggestions are more than welcome.
welcome again!!!!
welcome again!!!!
An open letter to the people in my English class:
Look, it's not that fucking hard, okay? Either do the reading or fake it in class. Do NOT, under any circumstances, admit you have not done the reading.
A confession: I did not do the reading. I had not so much as taken the book out of my car since the last class. When I...
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Look, it's not that fucking hard, okay? Either do the reading or fake it in class. Do NOT, under any circumstances, admit you have not done the reading.
A confession: I did not do the reading. I had not so much as taken the book out of my car since the last class. When I...
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evilwillow:
no, YOOOOOU are!
surface:
god you're arrogant!
I just watched the first half of Angels in America, which is a total of six hours long. I really kinda didn't mean to, but it's really interesting. Pretentious as hell, but I haven't finished it, so it's hard to know if it winds up working in the end or if it just stays weird through parts. But it's definitely good and if you didn't...
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soleils:
I read the play in Play Analysis, when I was a drama student a few years ago. It made for some pretty interesting class discussions. I think it would be really awesome to see it on stage. As far as the tv version goes, I saw it a few months ago on tv, and I was happy with how they presented it. I kinda liked the idea that the actors played more than one role because in a way that made it more theatrical.
aperfectsonnet:
"You suck at having a penis." made my week.
I really should be writing an argumentative essay for my English class. I'm not.
My thesis is supposed to revolve around Jessica Mitford's "The American Way of Death" and Jonathan Swift's always cool "A Modest Proposal." The former looks at the practices of American funeral parlors - it's a selection from a book that specifically focuses on what exactly happens during the embalming process. Swift's...
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My thesis is supposed to revolve around Jessica Mitford's "The American Way of Death" and Jonathan Swift's always cool "A Modest Proposal." The former looks at the practices of American funeral parlors - it's a selection from a book that specifically focuses on what exactly happens during the embalming process. Swift's...
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prockg:
Maybe the link could be something about shocking the reader out of their comfort zone/denial. Swift's essay, while not to be taken literally, serves to force the reader to confront their own socio-economic prejudices.
I doubt many of us have come up with his solution to overpopulation, or the cycle of poverty, but HAVE thought for at least a split second about the problem and some non-PC, possible grisly solution to it. Some might even say that the current treatment of the world's poor is akin to eating their babies.
Mitford's is meant to make people face the tangible reality of death- another uncomfortable subject preferably swept under the rug. Truth be told, both essays serve to confront the reader with the reality of human suffering and therefore mortality.
Wow, I really miss being in college. Thanks for that.
I doubt many of us have come up with his solution to overpopulation, or the cycle of poverty, but HAVE thought for at least a split second about the problem and some non-PC, possible grisly solution to it. Some might even say that the current treatment of the world's poor is akin to eating their babies.
Mitford's is meant to make people face the tangible reality of death- another uncomfortable subject preferably swept under the rug. Truth be told, both essays serve to confront the reader with the reality of human suffering and therefore mortality.
Wow, I really miss being in college. Thanks for that.
morgan:
Hmm...for some reason the funeral paper reminded me of a study I read about OB/GYN visits, and how they are strictly socialized so that we can pretend that what's going on is completely medical and never sexual. It's similar because we seem to avoid knowing what exactly happens after death because we don't want to think about the finality of it.
Variations on "Spanking the Monkey" That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation.
BY EMILY LLOYD
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Applying consistent pressure to the monkey
Lightly flicking the monkey
Rhythmically washing the monkey
Rubbing the monkey against the Pottery Barn sisal rug
Spanking the monkey with a vibrator
Gently pinching the monkey
Sometimes just thinking really, really hard about the monkey
Writing the monkey's...
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BY EMILY LLOYD
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Applying consistent pressure to the monkey
Lightly flicking the monkey
Rhythmically washing the monkey
Rubbing the monkey against the Pottery Barn sisal rug
Spanking the monkey with a vibrator
Gently pinching the monkey
Sometimes just thinking really, really hard about the monkey
Writing the monkey's...
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somethingstupid:
I am exciting, no?
I went and saw an exhibit at a museum that used actual dead bodies to show the human anatomy. It was called "Body Worlds," and if the idea interests you and you live in the Los Angeles area, I recommend it. It's really quite fascinating to actually see how all of your internal organs fit together and all that. If you want to get an...
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prockg:
That exhibit is awesome. I work at a hands-on science museum and I wish we had something that visceral and real.
P.S. Has anyone ever told you that you look a little like Dennis Quaid?
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P.S. Has anyone ever told you that you look a little like Dennis Quaid?
[Edited on Sep 23, 2004 9:33PM]
prockg:
Thank you for that. It made my morning. 
Fernando Rodriguez?
Joe Ramage?