someloudnoise

This thursday/friday/saturday was fun. I helped Brooke with a bunch of stuff, and found out that I actually like her alot. I hope this can work out. I think I need a humidifier or something to clean the air in my room. Perhaps I should open a window. I dont know. I just wake up every day coughing and sneezing, and its getting pretty old....
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John, my manager, switched my days off to friday and saturday. And told me to take a three day weekend. This is the holy grail of days off, and every motherfucker in the store hates me now. Its awesome. So I'm basically made at work. I'd have to store use a shotgun on a large family with political links to get fired. Though they'd probably...
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ninja turtle tuesdays was ruined by ten punds of sugar spilling into my lap. I have sugar in my pockets. In my pants leg. Then I threw water, and subsequently became a walking birthday cake. I forgot to mention the flour. The powdered sugar. The light brown sugar, the dark brown sugar. I would have been a shitty birthday cake, but Brooke commented that she...
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brooke + me + hard drinks + friday = awesome. Last nite I cut open many packages of The Incredibles Chocolate pudding. I also stabbed a boxcutter into and all the way through a package of said Incredibles Chocolate pudding. I arrived at work an hour late as well. Last nite was J. Cash Monday, so I sang Folsom Prison Blues over and over again...
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I watched pickles explode at work last nite. I threw cans into other cans and damaged them. I am now sneezing blood. I bought brooke some chocolates and a card. Chocolate is a stupid word. I dont think Steve albini was ever addicted to the horse. I dont doubt he tried it, seeing as how he would probably try any thing once, though. I like...
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I went to work today. Ali stoped by and said hi, which is awkard because I basically dumped her and stopped returning all of her scary phone calls. Shes a total bitch whos impulsive and emotional. I'm thinking about getting brooke a valentine... perhaps. And I still need to take Lauren out to eat because she bought me dinner when I was broke. So thats...
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check out steve albinis elder band rapeman, if you get a chance. its nice stuff. I just found out that my car has massive leaks in the windshield weather stripping, so rain pours in onto the floorboards and soaks the carpet. Its awesome. And, short of completly stripping apart the car and media blasting it then reassembling it with all new stripping everywhere, there doesn't...
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Today at work I tried to juggle 3 glass jars of tabasco sauce. It was not pretty or quiet. John, my friend, threw small glass jars of baby food at me. It was also not pretty or quiet... or safe.

I am thinking about starting a walmart employee blog, just so the general public would know exactly what happens at your local walmart at night....
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Sunday, November 21st, 2004 in the year of our lord.

I just ate a pound of samon with lemon tyme and a bit o' butter. It was glorious. Ima going to sleep now.

November 3rd, 2004 in the year of our lord.

This is a dark day. President Bush has won the election by default because Kerry conceded. Bush is a fucking idiot. He's been ruining this country for 4 years allready, and now he's just going to drive America into a state of absolute shit while Haliburton and Cheney and all his other little goons get richer...
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Monday, November 1st, 2004 in the year of our lord.

I fell in love with Flogging Molly again. Theres nothing quite like singing "rebles of the sacred heart" at the top of your lungs in the middle of WalMart at 3am.

Yeah, fuck WalMart. Corporations = bad.

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Sunday, October 31st, 2004 in the year of our lord.

I have the sudden urge to visit San Fransisco. I am very interested in that city for some reason. I might take a trip there with my mother, sice she used to live there in the seventies. I thinks she lived on Haight and that other street. Ashbury? I'm not very good at remembering street...
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