somelameo

Never underestimate the value of time, size and distance, or the power of misdirected human strength.

EDIT:: Now, rereading this, I realize why I was so disappointed yesterday. I had done just that.

Perhaps my writing skills are failing, or perhaps I'm running out of things that confuse me enought to want to write about them.

A lot of the crazies in the world, you can't tell they're crazy right off the bat. Sometimes it takes a while. But then, whoa. Neato.

If I get rich soon enough, maybe I'll drop forty bucks on an old mechanical type-writer. It's lame, I know, but lame fits me.

On another note, I've decided that I need to talk to my cousin about her options concerning her recent pregnancy. I've already spoken to a Planned Parenthood educator about it. Here's to not keeping your opinions to yourself.

Finally, I need...
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"Mr. Nielsen? Can I go to the bathroom?"

"Take the hall pass."

Oh, man. I so want to be a substitute teacher.

"Ah, baby, pants just ain't my style."

I was cooler in high school than I am now, and I'm really glad that at least one person noticed it. Thanks, Charlotte.

Man, do I ever know a lot of people. And a hell of a lot of really fucking cool people, at that.

When I become digustingly fucking rich and buy myself a country or island or whatever, you're all invited to come and join me. And together we'll start a really solid population of pure-bred, cool bad-asses. And I know it can be done, too;...
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I caught mountain whitefish. Never caught one of those before. It was wacky. Couldn't get me a grayling, though.

On another note, I've recently decided that I need to own both a bolo tie and a lariat (both of which, from this date forward, I will probably be wearing at all times.)

This is fucking awesome. I'm happy to throw another $18 this way.

So I think that tomorrow might be my birthday, too.

Stupid cool movies coming out while I'm gone. Pssssh. What the hell am I doing wasting my time in the big EU when I could have been in the US waiting in line at a movie theater the night before for tickets to Spiderman?