Tuesday May 31, 2005

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Is your internet persona more exciting than you are in real life? Because mine sure isn't. I think my internet persona is fucking booooring. What do you think? (That means you, you nerds that for some reason still let me be listed as one of your friends.)
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imagoldfish:
Dan, Russ, and B-town all say hello back and express their general interest in your wellbeing, as well as their good wishes, etc.

Hey, what was the adaptation of Guess Who? that you guys came up with? Because it's way too easy as is.

[Edited on Jun 25, 2005 11:58PM]
imagoldfish:
Hmmm. Maybe I have you mixed up with someone else. I seem to recall you telling me by phone that you had been playing by adapted rules - I don't remember if this involved having two people cards each, or rules about asking either/or questions, or what. I might just be out to lunch though.

It's a fascinating game in terms of logic puzzles. I've perfected the technique of asking ridiculously complicated, yet quite effective, questions that give me a lot of info but also involve keeping a lot of variables straight, like, Does your person have glasses, and/or facial hair, and/or a hat?

Friday Apr 08, 2005

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Lately, I've been able to find joy in very simple things. Mostly, I just consider how good my life is compared some other guy's that might be otherwise very similar, except right now THAT guy is trapped under a very large rock, or, maybe, he'll be severly beaten if he doesn't work harder. If I were THAT guy, I'd LOVE to be me. My life...
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imagoldfish:
somelameo? more like AWEsomelameo. Am I right? heh heh.
remusisdying:
you are such a sexy bitch.

Monday Apr 04, 2005

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Why did they withhold it in the first place if they're just going to give it all back? Fuck them for making me do so much to get back the money that they weren't even going to keep from me in the first place.

Saturday Mar 26, 2005

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Man, am I ever ob-fucking-noxious. Guess I just haven't been much of the journal-keeping type lately. Meh.

Sunday Feb 06, 2005

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Man, do I ever love you kids. I promise that you kids will definitely hear about it, and from me, when I finally get my head on straight. Until then, the slow progress continues.
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plastic:
ouch. my pride.
imagoldfish:

Monday Jan 10, 2005

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I still ain't dead. And I fully intend to have more proof than this to offer you jerks sometime soon.

imagoldfish:
fo' shizzle
remusisdying:
sorry about the car

Saturday Dec 11, 2004

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Damn, the booty don't stop, girl.*



*If you find this simple statement perplexing, you might try googling it. And maybe even cross-reference it with "Found Magazine", if you're that fucking bored.
remusisdying:
its no longer your bday.

[Edited on Jan 03, 2005 10:49PM]

Sunday Nov 21, 2004

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I hope you all remember that I love you. And also remember that I'm useless, and that I like to use that as an excuse whenever possible. And that my hotness makes up for it.

Yeah, most of all, I hope you haven't forgotten my hotness.
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imagoldfish:
oh my god i had forgotten the farting. sweet jesus.
maximillian:
Baby, I can't forget your hotness; Lord knows I tryin'.

Wednesday Nov 10, 2004

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Yeah, I'm online once in a while. But journals are for wussies. So once I'm through reading through all of your new journal entries every night, I laugh at you, then think about how awesome I am for not being a journal-keeping nerd.

Being awesome is easy if you know how.
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bikiniradio:
i have NO fear.
remusisdying:
youre right, its much more awesome to be so unsure of your own contribution that you fail to create something cogent. and to shoot stuff with a gun. i should have taken that thing with me out here.
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